Simon

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.

That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.

by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014

Simone

The most rachet girl you could ever lay eyes on. Feral as anything and could go months without brushing her teeth.

"Dude did you hear about last night?"
"Yes, it was a huge Simone, worst night of my life"

by Crazy-person69 May 27, 2015

Simon

1. defines AIDS.
2. if someone is being unfathomably pathetic.

Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/

by Snorlax May 10, 2008

Simon

A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.

Stop being a Simon.

by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017

Simon

a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.

all the bitches love simon.

by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011

simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004

Simone

A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.

Guy 1: Guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Simone fucked me last night!
Guy 2 passes out

by Some dumb fuck February 8, 2017