Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I got Patrick shwavy'd last night in the club

by Rotisseriechicken666 December 17, 2019

No shave behave

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)

Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."

by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008

shwageet

1. exaggerated variation of the word fagot using a slang term for shitty weed shwag. 2. ultimate drat. 3. anyone you hope starts talking shit to you so you can beat their ass

I would have stayed at that party, but the place was filled with fucking shwageets.

by shwageet August 3, 2006

Shaver

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a time. Usually seen binge drinking and drunk at all hours of the day.

"You pulled a Shaver last night"

"Did you see that 26er she chugged? What a Shaver!!"

by ispy123 April 11, 2010

I'd shave for him

Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.

A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"

by roboticllama May 11, 2014

Swavey-Swagg

Upperclass, Unique, Designer, Expensive Swagg. Limited edition deadstock snapback type swagg. Buying a pair of shoes when only 34 were made. Standing in line for 5hrs to buy the new gucci bag type swagg. Swagg you can't find in stores or would have to have a REAL job to afford. coined by Kevin $.

Ex. Kreyshawn, Tyler the Creator emulate the definition of Swavey swagg.

Ex. DANG she's got swavey-swagg...she must be paid

by Bossxsamp August 5, 2011