Shrek

basically Jesus in ogre form

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"'

by a single slice of bread March 21, 2021

Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

by 1010100000011010101001010010 March 5, 2018

Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 4, 2018

Shrek

the sexiest man

Me:dude have you seen shrek
Also me: yeah he is sooooo sexy

by querticle April 9, 2020

Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018

Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 September 20, 2016

Shrek

Our lord and saviour

I am shrek

by Jay is a cool dude June 18, 2019