Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 16, 2024

Shortie Watchin

When you're surveying for shorties

"Stop talking to me im shortie watchin"

by OngoGablogian December 13, 2024

Shorter

A very cool guy, the shorter version of shortie! Everyone wants to be friends with shorter he is very cool, nonchalant and all the girls love him! The savior of lz when he gets his mod

Shorter is very cool

by Parrotpower January 12, 2026

mega shortie

a person who is of small stature also know as a morgan/cass/caroline

jesus christ look at that mega shortie they look like a lego person

by bigboi_spamz June 5, 2018

worlds shortest girl

alayna matlock and Angelina anderson are the two shortest people on the planet they reach an amazing 1 foot tall

they are the worlds shortest girls

by bigE42069 September 12, 2019

cooler shorter bestfriend day

october 20.

Skskslslslakal cooler shorter bestfriend days

you are cool. the cooler shorter bestfriend day

by iloveyousosobad October 19, 2021

Bill Shorten

A useless fuck. Not as bad as Anthony Albanese (Albo) though. Bill Shorten is an Australian politician who is the member for Maribyrnong in the House of Representatives. When he was Opposition Leader, he led his party (the centre-left Labor Party) to lost two consecutive losses, obviously both times were to the centre-right Coalition (which is a coalition between the Liberal Party and the National Party) because minor parties are hopeless in terms of trying to win government and elect the Prime Minister. The first time he lost was in 2016 to Malcolm Turnbull. Then he lost to Scott Morrison (Scomo) in 2019. Then he resigned as Labor leader but not from Parliament. Now he’s in Albo’s Cabinet. He invented the National Disability Insurance Scheme (the NDIS). In summary, he’s also known as Bull Shorty or Bullshit Shorten.

Bill Shorten sucks.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023