shortstop

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.

by Phylliss February 25, 2008

Dutch Shortcake

An sexual act involving the male coming on both sides of the females body creating a sandwhich.

You should've seen that girl last night I dutch shortcake'd her rotten.

by LudoMcTheShortcaker October 26, 2008

Strawberry Shortcake Remix

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.

Guy: I Strawberry Shortcake Remixed all over her face!

by Lee Williams #5 March 17, 2011

Strawberry shortcake

A awesome badass tv show for grown men ,particularly Dwayne (the rock) Johnson

I’m 56 and I love the show Strawberry Shortcake

by cman64 April 20, 2018

Strawberry Shortcake

When your partner is on there menstrual cycle and the male ejaculates in his partner.

I gave my partner a strawberry shortcake last night. Hehe.

by Dao house October 9, 2019

shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004

Shortstack

A version of doggy style, wherein the female lays flat like a pancake, and the male enters from behind, laying down on top of her.

"I would like to be shortstacked by him"

"She'd make a great shortstack"

by jbrwsf June 2, 2009