rocky shoelace

when you shit yourself while wearing a g-string

girl 1: why are you walking funny?

girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.

girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?

by jay tay trev p5 November 18, 2009

autistic shoelace

A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.

Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge

by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018

Y'Shtola

Mommy

Y'shtola is mommy

by E markiplyer April 6, 2022

Shoodaloo

random word or phrase used for when you dont kmow what is going on

Mom: WTF! GET YOUR ASS OVRE HERE
You: SHoodaloo...

by Elizabeth Boner December 5, 2003

Shmoola

A slang term for money or the bag

"aye man you got any shmoola on you"

by L O R G E M A N S July 31, 2019

anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot

Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.

by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016

Serbian Shoelace

The act of cumming in a woman's hair and then tying her hair into a knot.

Don: I accidentally came in your hair.
Malinda:. Well you might as well finish and give me a Serbian Shoelace.

by Sample Sam June 23, 2018