Schleg

A schleg is a pretty foxy girl, who chooses ho's before bro's.

friends before mens..
sisters before misters..

like the spice girls..only better.

Oh man, that Girl I like is such a schleg.

by zors November 27, 2010

Schlegel

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life

Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.

by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006

Sbleg

a truely ass kicking Snail Busting Londoner Evil Geniousss. only to be used on truely spectacular people!

Hey Sbleg! You get the antennae and I'll kick it in its soft underbelly!

by Sbleggy April 6, 2004

Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

by Heffnark October 11, 2009

shegging

really really hard shagging im talking uber hard

my and girlfriend were shegging like crazy last night

by chikinXz April 9, 2010

Sheg

When someone tells a really shit joke and is greeted by silence and cold staring.

Did you see how Matt got shegged last week? It was peak; felt bad for the kid.

by Lowkey Apex April 22, 2016

Sheegan

a term that is yet to have a clear definition,yet still used by all "ballaz","thugs","pimps",and "bosses" worldwide. This term is usually used to describe a feeling of "i dont give a F**K.

non-baller: Yo guess what kinda car i got!!!
Balla,thug,pimp,and/or boss: sheegan foo!

by Ray Gonzalez "rayDizzle foo!" September 18, 2004