Wild Shites

The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.

Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.

by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017

Super Shite

something that lacks quality. Pronounced *SOOP-UR SH-IGHT*

“I don’t fuck with western movies anymore. Them movies is super shite, they are fucking lame”.

by D-Maul September 16, 2018

Shite stones

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

shite for brains

The Irish way of saying shit for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!

by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022

shite clapper

shite clapper A person who does what ever hes told to do or tries to please ones boss. Also like the term brown-noser

shite clapper If the boss told him to shite in his hands and clap he would do it.

by Offshore life July 25, 2018

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007