Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it

“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”

by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018

Shed crusher

A person who is of such a massive girth that they not only crush chairs and couches, but can actually crush little house like structures.

Tony : waitress is a shed crusher

Mr beans: I know she's fire

Tony: you tripping?

by TV2112 June 15, 2020

Shadupa

A word that is stronger than love. For when you need a better word to describe your feelings towards your significant other.

I shadupa you.
You are the shadupa of my life.

by Pooper69420 December 25, 2021

Sedusa

When a fine ass b!tch makes u fall in love by just looking at her.

“I made eye-contact with this girl and couldn’t take my eyes off her. she’s the baddest b!tch i’ve ever seen, total sedusa!!”

by prettyroadrunna January 14, 2023

Caveman Seduction

The method of seducing a woman in the style of a primitive human.

When you knock out your love interest, drag her back to your cave by her hair and show her you have command of fire. This will impress and arouse her and she will then have sex with you.

This is an example of Caveman Seduction.

by Ed Freemen September 6, 2010

abc schedule

When your partner only lets you shag on special occasions like Anniversaries, Birthdays, and Christmas. Therefore making it the ABC schedule.

Yeah man, Cristin has Michael on that ABC Schedule.

by Jebbbbbby February 15, 2017

milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

by Deetey April 23, 2017