Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.
I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.
by kerfoofle March 23, 2011
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Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....
Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!
by Little g money January 28, 2021
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share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.
The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.
by Guacamolenibbapenis April 28, 2019
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sharing the wang

Two or more people sexually stimulating a penis, either orally or with their hands.
Janine and Lynne didn't want to take turns with Emmett, so they settled on sharing the wang.
by Saranghae19 June 01, 2011
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Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...
Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.
Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!
by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016
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Share Bear

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.
Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.
by NobodyLikesKylesMom July 05, 2017
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