Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.

The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.

by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019

Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Share Gravy

When two people agree not to tell anyone about the relationship they have.

Usually a sexual relationship meant for satisfaction only and has no rules or limits other than being secret.

Don’t tell anyone we share gravy or I will never forgive you

Never share the gravy with someone you don’t trust

by BillyRaySyrus December 10, 2021

ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.

I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

share-fart

Same as share fart

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016