share-fart

Same as share fart

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016

Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.

Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"

by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015

Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....

Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!

by Little g money January 27, 2021

power sharing

The act of two or more men in the shower at the gym giving each other their power. Usually this shared through parts of their body in another persons part of their body. It isn't gay.

Those two dudes in the shower are doing some pretty impressive power sharing.

by HalfwaySandwich August 6, 2016