shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.

Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard

by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018

shard

a sweaty loser 13 year old who loves ghosting people and acting tough. he also critizes random ass people as soon as they make an decision. He also apparantly thinks he is fearless because he loves absolutely cutting connections with everyone and dissapearing off the face of this planet. he is also indian and loves chicken biryani and curry. he is also very short standing at -2'4. He also is not jacked even though his ego is through the earth and thinks he is the rock.

yo easton could you call shard for me he aint answering?

he aint answering either

damn ok nigga think he batman💀🤘

by jwarmy_vr July 22, 2023

shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

by jan_890 January 08, 2018

shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time

"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"

by trash of trash December 15, 2017

shard

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022