Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 30, 2017

aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.

I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself

by SoCalbro January 12, 2024

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Shard Card

Payments made with Meth.

A tweakers preferred 'Meth'od of payment is the Shard Card

by Ti'Era August 26, 2021