Smite

The art of attacking one's karma, or points, in a way that annihilate's one dignity and/or reputation. Often used in boards known as "Tabloids".

"Wanderer, is there something you're not telling us?"

"And I am writing down the names of you all for smiting later."

by Sabby101074 August 25, 2005

Seminem

A scally who takes pride in attempting to mimic US hip-hop artist "Eminem" in every possible way. Are often seen with bleached blond hair, beanies or hoodies 8 sizes too big. Possess a foul attitude towards others, not realising that Eminem has reasons to be angry and they don't. Twats. Laugh at them when you see them.

Eminem: "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

Every male aged 14-20 in Stockport would stand up.

by Pie Eater April 19, 2004

Smite

what i shall do to thoes who piss me off

me- hey there jon,.. I SMITE THEE!!!!
jon- Holy fuck!! omg im sorrie
me- its to late for you lvl 12 lighting strike!!
jon- explodes into a fine bloody mist because he is only a lvl 12 druid

by Joe Facker October 8, 2003

Smitey McSmiter

The thing that Dean Winchester called Castiel, referring to how powerful Castiel is.

"He's like, Smitey McSmiter."

by Tabbehkitteh August 11, 2012

semptember 5

Semptember 5 is where you slap anyone in the

Hey Mary What slap f***k you its semptember 5 ohhhhhhhhhh

by Hrysyamsyegdjj October 17, 2019

I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).

*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*

by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

semtex

the name given to some one who has a really bad temper and who loses their cool quite a lot. mostly verval towards others or things but at times can be violent

while using the rfid machine it stops working. so semtex starts shouting at it, headbutting it then runs it over with a barra.
Walks about all night giving people abuse randomly.
On a bad night no 1 is safe.
under no circumstances ask to speak to his brother

by weelianne August 7, 2007