Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

semen shit

after anal sex, the receiver squats and pushes out the semen

...and after i blew my load in her ass, she took a semen shit on my floor...

by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010

Selective Slut

The state of being a slut to individuals of your own choice. Aka personalizing a list of people you whore around to selectively.

Nicolette: What did he say about you?

Salma: He called her a slut

Maha: Little does he know, im a selective slut.

by ronaldosprincess July 24, 2019

Semen Saturday

The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday

Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”

by RevoBeast December 4, 2019

semen sleeve

Derogatory term for women. Refers to the supposed usefulness (or lack thereof) of a human female regarding her sexual function or purpose of existence, dependant on the aforementioned situation.

Variants of the terms 'cum sleeve' and 'cum dumpster'.

Started being used on various internet message boards in early internet era, circa late 1990's.

"It was not nice of Jim to call my sister a semen sleeve."

by Rosebeer September 25, 2020

semen dreamin

Waking up from a wet dream and noticing your pants are wet.

I walked out to get a drink of water and my dad asked if I pissed the bed. I said, "No man, the girl in my dream was riding me, I must have been semen dreamin!"

by Garfunkel99 April 4, 2021

SEM - Selective Edited Memory

When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.

Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.

Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?

by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010