Don Seeder

The uploader in a torrent network which is fundamental to maintaining a dutty speed for your download.

when you have a download speed of 600kbps, and then a seeder leaves which gives you a speed of 8kbps. that seeder was the absolute don seeder

by qwerty the dog December 23, 2008

seener

someone who likes to watch other people have sex and then try to join in wih out being invited

Pedro is such a seener he tried to join in with me and Greg

by Jamal Kingsbury March 4, 2006

skeeker

An airy hissing fart delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit, Axe Body Spray and armpits and the man who farted the skeeker will be made fun of as a fag by his retarded bro friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse farts like this.

The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock in my class laughing like a retard and he said he tagged me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner and called me a fag. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!

by xXWhiteKnightXx September 7, 2010

Fee Zee Seeter

One who enjoys the consumption of human and/or animal waste.

It was not until she removed my underpants and had me squat above her open mouth, did I realize I was dealing with a Fee Zee Seeter.

by FSZ-United December 5, 2010

Seekersexual

Being sexually attracted to the idea of not giving a fuck about what you're sexually attracted too.

Person 1: Aye bro do you like girls or guys?
Person 2: I don't know man.
Person 1: How do you not know?
Person 2: I don't give a fuck, I'm seekersexual

by Masterflame11 March 3, 2021

Facebook Attention Seekers

Women who feel the need to post multiple pictures of themselves every day, air their dirty laundry in public, post RIP messages for dead relatives, and generally announce everything in their life on Facebook in order to get attention, sympathy and likes. Usually containing foul language and written by stupid teenage girls/stupid adult women who are unable to spell the most basic words in their posts.

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 1
Post: Sick of the people in dis town talkin bout me behind me back, if u got somethin to say do it to me face, ye durty bitchezz
Reply 1: u tell em girl, sum snakes in dis town, dirty cuntzz
Reply 2: i'm here for u babe xxx
Reply 3: sum scummy bitches girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 2
Post: Can't believ its 20 years since my Nanny died - I never met her but I still miss her loadz everyday xxx
Reply 1: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 2: U ok, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 3:
Post: How could he do did to me???? I hate my life !!!!!
Reply 1: U ok girl, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 2: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

etc. etc.

by ZUZU1 July 4, 2015

Sneekers Peekers

A sneekers peekers or sometimes known as just "sneekers" or just "peekers", meaning to look at something.

Bob: Lets have a sneekers peekers at your new phone

by TractorSwan February 10, 2009