Sebastian

A person that only talks about his pollen allergies every summer he get's the chance.

"Hey, whos that guy?"
"The guy over there feeling sorry for himself?"
"Yeah"
"Oh, that guys is Sebastian. He always does that everysummer"

by vaizard3 June 17, 2021

johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

sebastian

sexy motherf**ker

i went out with SUCH a sebastian last night

by papiiii August 23, 2015

Linus Sebastian

This dude wears Sandals with socks.
If that doesn't prove he's insane, I don't know what will.

Stranger: Who's Linus Sebastian?
Me: To many, a psychopath.

by Space-Shuttle-to-the-moon July 28, 2019

Sebastian

Makes a lot of jokes. Kindhearted spirit and heart. His smile makes others calm and happy.

Ur such a Sebastian

by puppylover27 July 31, 2016

Sebastian Seahorse

The act of jacking off your horse while poring salt water all down your partner's back.

Eew! Stephen, this guy just told me that he liked giving sebastian seahorses!

by PaperZombee July 17, 2011

sebastian sezonenko

A Russian boy that sells sqwinchers

Sebastian Sezonenko is a Russian boy that sells sqwinchers.

by RUSSIAN BOY June 15, 2017