Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

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Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.

"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."

by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007

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Flu season

A season where the flu is common and parents tell their children it’s flu season so they don’t kiss

Hey daughter are you going to your boyfriend’s house if so remember it’s flu season.

by Mr succc November 4, 2018

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Og Sick wit it's wack tape. Og is a fictional character from a YouTuber called Gulley boy. Og is a 40 year old wack rapper. Hit songs are Pop that coochie, and Aids Season. Og is also from St.Louis on Gulley Boy's fictional block. He has recently made a new mixtape called Aids Season 2.

Them :"What wack album is this.
Me: "It's a album called aids season by og sick wit it from Gulley Boy's channel".

by Puertorican69 July 25, 2017

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Thot season

NOUN
When thots appear in greater numbers than usual.

-Usually because of warmer weather when short shorts are wearable
-Usually in school
-Also around girl scout cookie season
The season ends around June or early July

Jerry: Hey Harry, there are a lot of thots around here.

Harry: Well don't you know? It's thot season.
Jerry: Thot Season?
Harry: When there is an abnormal amount of THOTS!

by The Epitome of Autism February 10, 2018

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