lesbian seagull

The short butch haircut of a lesbian.

Check out ellens lesbian seagull
Now thats one killer seagull

by Reginald Roundtree July 4, 2006

seagulling

to cum into your hand then chuck it at someone, like bird shit
also, if a couple are dogging, or just having sex in a car you wank onto the car so it looks like birds have shit on the car

i seagulled this guy once, he was not amused but i enjoy seagulling

by Evan4401 October 11, 2010

Seagulls

A group of really annoying girls who pretend to be drunk, are super ditzy and flirt with anything with a penis.

Oh god, the seagulls are here.

by princessal February 18, 2009

seagulling

To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.

She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a hot monocle as well as a good seagulling

by TLO Smudge April 26, 2004

seagull brain

A person who does stupid things, but in a funny way that makes you love them even more.

Rory was a Seagull Brain for believing Colin would actually pay him $5 for jumping the the MacDonald's dumpster naked.

by Amelia Rose December 7, 2006

seagull manager

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

Eddie is such a seagull manager, he just got the client site Monday.

by tina_tampa May 1, 2006

Screaming Seagull

When a man fucks a woman from behind on the beach, then pulls out, dips his dick in the sand, and rams it in her ass. She then screams like a seagull.

"Man, that bitch thought we was gonna have lovey, dovey sex on the beach...I sure showed her with that fucking Screaming Seagull."

by CherylTheShitShow July 26, 2009