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pooper scooper

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!
by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008
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scraper

a woman who drags her teeth on the penis while giving oral pleasure
i smacked that scraper hoe upside her head!
by Spankinstein April 27, 2003
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Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.
yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.
by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008
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Pooper Scooper

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??
P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!
by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009
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scraper

when there are poop marks on the toilet after you take a crap
person:i just took a massive scraper in your toilet.
friend:clean it you douche
by cascadineddy August 20, 2007
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horn-scraper

"I was kinda disappointed with the turn-out at that party. All I saw were horn-scrapers."
by Kevin Thomas R. September 11, 2006
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scraper

Marquette University Freshmen who don't know how to give head so they scrape their teeth on your dick.
I went out with a scraper last night and my schlong is raw and bleeding today.
by Big Chimper November 26, 2006
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