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Scott

Scott is a jealous, terrible person who's only friend is Kylie Zack. Scott is full of himself, selfish & a terrible boyfriend.

Scott Stands for:
S. Sucker
C. Clown
O. Obnoxious

T. Terrible
T. Texxon

I hate scott Hes the worst boyfriend ever!
Scott is a terrible person.
by RandyTero2 August 7, 2019
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a guy who likes to sexually harass girls online
Scott's gonna have a wank over you xxx

oh no! I don't want to see anymore of his crusty tissues!
by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020
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Scott is the stereotypical name for a rude obnoxious middle aged man. Usually married to woman named Karen. He always takes her side, respects no one but himself and his wife and thinks screaming and beating his kids with a belt 24/7 for the most stupid things. He also has a weird obsession with his Truck, on this so called "truck" there are stickers with either

A. his favourite sports team
B. an offensive sticker reading "suck it" with some pretty suggestive stick figures
C. a racial slur
He has no problem with openly stating his opinion about the LGBT, People of other ethnicity and people who say one bad thing about him on platforms like Facebook. He's also pretty hypocritical, He tell's his kids to clean there room when his room is as or if not more messy than his kids, but he'll beat the kids if they point out his flaws. He is also known for being a heavy drinker/smoker as proven by being around him for half a second.

In conclusion, hes a wife and kid beating, smoking and drinking, hypocritical truck loving bastard who don't take no body else's crap
Guy one: Bro look at that guy, hes hitting the kids!
Guy two: bro that's fucked up!
Guy one: What a scott!
by GendiGo July 24, 2020
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An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...
Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott
by King of You Insects February 8, 2010
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Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010
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Scotts are the most wonderful and amazing people in the world. He's strong and loving and protective. He's had his ups and downs but everyone does at some point. He's a great dad to his child. Loves them passionately and unconditionally. He'd do anything for the one he loves or his family/wife/ girlfriend. If you meet a Scott, love on him and never let him go. Because if you let him go, he'll fall apart. And that's not good.
Girl: "OMG did you see Scott today? Damn that sexieness! "
Girl:"he's my redneck Romeo"
by CharmandersAteMyGirlfriend December 25, 2016
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Scott, if you meet one you will soon realize they are the biggest asshole you'll ever meet in all of your life. Dear Scott, you're a fucking cunt on a stick That's all I have to say about that ...
Man 1: " you know Scott?"
Man 2:"you mean that asshole who acts like a cunt stick?"
by Gasped August 14, 2017
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