Scott

Idk about your Scott but mine is creepy. He’s a Asian who has nude trump photos in his room. He calls everyone rasisit because they said white or black. He goes around spanking his legs and screaming sex noises everywhere he goes.

Lily: Scott go away!
Scott: I gOt A pEnNy In My pOcKeT. I WiLl BuY yOu Now
Lily: ...

by Hillary6969696969696969 November 19, 2018

Scott

Scott is a jealous, terrible person who's only friend is Kylie Zack. Scott is full of himself, selfish & a terrible boyfriend.

Scott Stands for:
S. Sucker
C. Clown
O. Obnoxious

T. Terrible
T. Texxon

I hate scott Hes the worst boyfriend ever!

Scott is a terrible person.

by RandyTero2 August 7, 2019

Scott

a guy who likes to sexually harass girls online

Scott's gonna have a wank over you xxx

oh no! I don't want to see anymore of his crusty tissues!

by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020

Scott

An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...

Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott

by King of You Insects February 8, 2010

Scott

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010

Scott

A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.

Why did y’all have to work so long?

- idk, my boss was being a total Scott

by mommyjobe March 19, 2019

Scott

Scotts are the most wonderful and amazing people in the world. He's strong and loving and protective. He's had his ups and downs but everyone does at some point. He's a great dad to his child. Loves them passionately and unconditionally. He'd do anything for the one he loves or his family/wife/ girlfriend. If you meet a Scott, love on him and never let him go. Because if you let him go, he'll fall apart. And that's not good.

Girl: "OMG did you see Scott today? Damn that sexieness! "
Girl:"he's my redneck Romeo"

by CharmandersAteMyGirlfriend December 25, 2016