Corpse stuck in Scotland

When someone is unexpectedly really dry after periods of being radio silent; Abruptly stopping texting, calling, or any communication, sometimes in a cryptic way.

A: Ugh, she was supposed to get back from her trip a few days ago and I haven’t heard from her!
B: Has she become a corpse stuck in Scotland?
A: Yeah what the hell, it’s just like she up and died or something

by Starboy02 July 4, 2023

Hun, Scotland

Hun is a fully loaded sectarian, bigoted term used by Roman Catholic Septic fan's. Everything from the colour of buses to the personal lives of football referees are "Huns" unless proven there nonce protectors. Hun is a Roman Catholics sectarian term for a Protestant/Presbyterian. They are smelly papish trampy bastards. GSTK.

Hun, Scotland is a sectarian term

by neillybaldy July 17, 2023

Scotland

A land full of Scottish people

An English guy enters scotland

by Rampz September 7, 2023

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Scotland hate speech laws

NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!

Hym "NOOOOOOHOHO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY SCOTLAND HATE SPEECH LAWS!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!? I😭"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Scotland

doesn't exist.

#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

Scotland Birdbath

Filling a hot girls mouth with Irn Bru, making her go onto her knees with her mouth open whilst you dip your balls in the mouthful of Irn Bru. Essentially the same as a Mississippi birdbath but with Irn Bru instead of Kool-Aid.

Reight theen, beebs. Wud ya layke a wee Scotland Birdbath? Yes, ay knew ett!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 23, 2022