Scope Seizure

What comes after scope creep. The complete disregard for the original project parameters agreed upon by everyone involved, including the person now causing the scope seizure, (know as the douche.)

Coworker 1: "What the Actual Fuck?! Revising the PowerPoint now includes redesigning the website and producing a video?! Dude, that is total scope seizure!"

Coworker 2: "Right?? The boss totally hosed us on this one. This wasn't what we talked about at all."

Douche: "It's going to be great, isn't it?"

by hawthornenube November 2, 2010

Scope Punch

1. The act of proving a big point or statement correctly against another point, statement, party or organization; particularly when the subject in the wrong is arrogant. (Syn. "call out")
2. When the recoil from a gun causes the scope to slam back into the shooter; particularly with inexperienced or arrogant shooters. (Syn. "scope-eye")
3. The act of using the scope of a gun as a weapon. (Syn. "pistol whip")

1. "He got scope punched by his opposition because he was cocky and didn't know what he was talking about."

2. Bad Shooter: "Dude, can you help me back to the house? I'm like bleeding all over my face."

Good Shooter: "Hold on, I have to discharge the weapon you just got scope punched by."

3. Gangsta 1: "Yo, sure you got it done?"

Gansta 2: "Yeh...I scope punched him."

by D-Tangent June 28, 2015

Schpatanoose

The sexual contact with a black people against their will.

I had to use the force of schpatanoose at the Kentucky fried chicken festival

by Tton October 19, 2018

Scomao

A sociopathic liar with limited intelligence. Rises to power on the pretext of “thoughts and prayers” whilst everything around them burns. Holds treachery dear by selling out his country to political infiltration by the Chinese. Can not control outbursts of delusions of grandeur and has an obsession with bubbles. Also see scomo

That bloke is a bit of a scomao!

by Sisyphean December 21, 2019

Scoopage

To Obtain something
For one to acquire something

Andrew saw something that he liked and went to get it. Andrew done a Scoopage.

Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.

by Douglas Pearson July 16, 2022

noodie scope

An electrical device used for scanning of the television channels.
With the sole purpose of seeking out a bit of tit,bum,fanny,the lot.

After a hard day, a noodie scope saves the hassle of flicking through all the channels.When all a man wants to do is ogle some fit birds (in a nice way).

by anaerobic247 January 23, 2010

420No-scoping

To get really high and tie bandana's around our eyes and proceed to intercourse

Yesterday, I went crazy and me and my girlfriend decided to start 420No-scoping each other.

by Princethief December 21, 2014