Rocket scientist

A person who decides to make a simple and easy to fix problem, into a way more complex, intricate and difficult way. Usually done by people who want to seem smart but are really just being a dumbass

i'm just tryna make a Pb& j and you being a rocket scientist about it saying " spread sides evenly and hold together for 2-7 seconds , then cut evenly into triangul-" just shut up.

by S.bartholomew September 18, 2016

materialist scientism

The current dialectic.

The idea that a progressively preciser measurement has a spatially wider context; in opposition to logical positivism.

Materialist scientism is left-wing scientism.

The idea that a precision measurement must be found; in contrast to a standard-of-measurement.

by metawave September 5, 2020

Mad Scientist

A sexual position or maneuver in which a male inserts a glass or Pyrex-based test tube into the anus of his partner and then proceeds to masturbate into the test tube, filling it with semen. He then executes a well placed donkey punch, causing the partner's sphincter to contract, effectively breaking the test tube, thus bursting into an explosion of blood, shit, semen, and glass shards.

I gave Julie a Mad Scientist last night. I nearly lost an eye in the explosion!

by TheFaze May 23, 2007

Scientific Consensus Totalitarianism

Scientific Consensus Totalitarianism, also Scientific Consensus Authoritarianism or Scientific Consensus Dictatorship, is a political and anti-scientistic stance where the scientific consensus, as the way it exists today, is a form of totalitarianism and that seeks to eliminate any other opposite view to it and that also promotes scientism, anti-theism, physicalism and new atheism as well. The Scientific consensus totalitarianism concept was not created as a way to deny the climate change or the shape of Earth, but more as a way to criticize the several attacks scientific community usually do to religion, spirituality, supernaturality, astrality, afterlife, mediumship, extraphysics, multiverses, post-empiricism and all other themes related or derived from those, and it also seeks as a way to alert people and open-minded scientists, thinkers and philosophers to protectt themselves from the scientism, physicalism and anti-theism that are promoted inside science.

"Scientific consensus totalitarianism shows so well how can science be totalitarian and how powerful science is nowadays, that's the why we shall be careful with the promotion of scientism and physicalism inside science and how opened we should be to new ideas and new concepts and how the scientific consensus should be more open-minded and less authoritarian, mainly about spiritual and extraphysical things."

by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021

Scientific spirit

Alcoholic beverage that humanities graduates consume while criticizing scientists, engineers and doctors.

India's rocket scientists pray at a Hindu temple before launching a mission to the moon.
Communists (mostly humanities graduates): We are ashamed with these rocket scientists' lack of scientific spirit.

by Bengal Hippo July 15, 2023

scientits

Doing research on huge tits for the sake of science.

I wish I could work on scientits

by tits4u_tits4me January 13, 2009

Scientism

A severe disease causing a chronic form of mental autism, mostly given effect to people with the name "Austin". The first ever recording of this disease was on august of 2018, from a boy named Austin Boudi, also known as Bouders914. (please watch out for him)

Hey, look! Austin has Scientism!

by Mr.HappyTapioca October 18, 2018