to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

to schmingle by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Emma Schillings 

emma is a girl that looks like a flower and loves memes! ELMO
she believes that she is the worst person alive but in reality, she is NOT!
she is the most amazing person in the well-known universe.

Emma schillings stop laughing at memes! and Let me win at uno

Emma Schillings by Beckie1135 September 3, 2018

dork scrimping 

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

dork scrimping by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019

saria schilling 

A super cute, funny, perfect person who is definitely going to be famous one day.

wow, you have potential! you’re definitely the next saria schilling

saria schilling by Aka.Sriracha April 12, 2020

Dingle Schmingle 

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

Dingle Schmingle by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Phone scrimping 

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.

I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping

Phone scrimping by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle 

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024