Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
Get the Brown Scarfmug. A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
by faded007 December 21, 2010
Get the The Scarf of Sexual Preferencemug. Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.
1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.
by scarfsteppin November 7, 2013
Get the Stepping on my scarfmug. (Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009
Get the Knit her a scarfmug. Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.
A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."
by Rocketship Potter January 22, 2014
Get the scarf of sexual preferencemug. In academia, the practice of cramming information into one's cranium (scarf) just long enough to regurgitate it onto an exam (barf) in order to score a passing grade for the course.
by KImCobain March 2, 2015
Get the Scarf-n-Barfmug. the slut scarf is a scarf usually of poor quality and terrifying design, comprised of low-level fabric choice and used as a discussable ornament. it is, obviously, as defined, worn by sluts.
can be used as a bait or lore in finding potential mates, usually drunk and/or easily persuaded men in desperate need of instant copulation. the scarf is thus akin to the red light you'd find outside of a whorehouse.
can be used as a bait or lore in finding potential mates, usually drunk and/or easily persuaded men in desperate need of instant copulation. the scarf is thus akin to the red light you'd find outside of a whorehouse.
not only did she go home with him, but she left her slut scarf behind on purpose, so he'd call her back.
by jessequa April 5, 2011
Get the slut scarfmug.