satan 

the person that pisses you off the most and most often.

my sister is satan...

i am satan

satan by drak March 16, 2005

Satan 

Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans

Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.

Satan by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

satan 

The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!

Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!

satan by Shannon Morris September 16, 2006

Satan 

The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.

"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"

Satan by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011

Satan 

A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.

Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!

Satan by funny fellas January 15, 2014

Satan 

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.

Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...

Satan by Xfing June 2, 2014

Satan 

He and God may not be real, but he's still the better of the two.

Satan is a real nigga.

Satan by FatCock666 June 19, 2017