Satan
Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
Satan by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004
satan
satan by Shannon Morris September 16, 2006
Satan
The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.
Satan by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011
Satan
A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.
Satan by funny fellas January 15, 2014
Satan
Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...