When you have no staples so you find a paper that is already stapled and you take off that staple and staple it by hand to your new paper.
Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?
by FastHandz September 4, 2009
Get the ghetto staple mug.The act of going behind a man (random or acquaintence) and jiggling his balls. This could be sneaky, out in the open, or an act of retaliation. No homo.
Man 1: What happened? Why do you look so surprised?
Man 2: Ho-Holy shit! Diaz just grindel swapped me!
Man 1: Oh.
Man 2: Ho-Holy shit! Diaz just grindel swapped me!
Man 1: Oh.
by TheNester January 27, 2010
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1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010
Get the Mongolian Swap Donkey mug.v. The act of trading sexual encounters with a friend's mother in exchange for one with yours. Plural form: Mom-party.
Dude X: "Dude, you know you owe me a bottle of DVX..."
Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"
Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"
Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"
Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."
Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"
Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"
Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"
Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"
Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."
Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"
by Droogans January 21, 2010
Get the Mom swap mug.Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.
by Gomiboy June 28, 2009
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"I know, I keep thinking he's looking at me, but he's actually looking at the other side of the room!"
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by cockeyes September 1, 2009
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