subway in tokyo

phrase used to describe a very, VERY crowded place.

Look at all these damn people in here. I feel like i'm in a subway in Tokyo.

by KRHimself September 3, 2004

Start the Subway

a slang term meaning to hook up; this may be used as a verb, noun, and anything else

START THE SUBWAY!!
I saw you starting the subway last night.
The subway has been started.
We should start the subway.

by Cavypoobah October 24, 2005

subway stiffy

Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli

I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy

by Just Roz July 18, 2009

Subway shits

Its when you contract diarrhea after you have eaten day old subway.

Andrew:Why does your uncle keep pulling over to use the restroom?

Eric: Its cuz he has the Subway shits

Andrew: Really he tried making me eat that shit, hes gonna have that throughout the trip

by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011

The Subway Surprise

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.

"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) June 3, 2008

Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014