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Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
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toe spread

The act of spreading apart your toes for the pleasure of someone with a foot fetish to watch
Do a sexy fucking toe spread girl
by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018
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Peacock Spread

When a women lays down on her back with her legs spread and in the air. With her fingers she holds each of her vaginal flaps and spreads them like a peacock.
by YingForYang October 26, 2018
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windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.
"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."
by Leper96 October 21, 2019
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street spread

juicy celebrity gossip thats spreading like wildfire
have you heard the latest street spread about that Kardashian slut?
by The Realest Deal October 2, 2009
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spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.
Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!
by 2dFx October 16, 2018
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spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.
"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016
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