Snarf

When you snort and fart at the same time.

Jennifer snarfed in the middle of the dinner table.

by Susy T March 31, 2019

Snarf

Verb: To Sneeze, fart and follow through with a bit of poo (only a little though), all simultaneously.

Damn bro, this cold i've got has just made me snarf :( :(

Hey man, remember that one time <insert name here> snarfed at the Christmas party #classic.

by MyNameWelly July 5, 2019

snarf

A snarf is a pervert that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

He's disgusting, he's a snarf.

by Lucifer the Light Bringer August 28, 2019

snarf

Sniff women's bicycle seats.

I love to snarf Mary's saddle after a long, sweaty ride.

by Sk8nter Boy December 4, 2019

Snarf

When a smell is so bad that it makes you want to barf out of your nose.

Person 1: Eww who farted?? I'm going to snarf!

by yesbutactuallyno420 May 15, 2020

Snarf

a sneeze, fart, and cough all at once

Oh no! I think I’m about to snarf!! *proceeds to snarf* Awe man i snarfed.

by Hubert Herbert November 25, 2020

Snarf

1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.

2 (verb): To consume something quickly.

3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).

1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.

2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.

3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!

by dissect April 21, 2021