Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.
I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.
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Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.
I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.
by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 31, 2022
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Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.
The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!
by Rionox April 21, 2023
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smegma male

a smegma male is an individual of the male race that smells and acts like he eats dick cheese.
that guy is a smegma male.
by smegma male 123 December 16, 2023
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.
My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.
by ScottLilDong December 15, 2016
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smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.
I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.
by Sudberry January 08, 2022
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