smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater

Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA

by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018

smegma lord

sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.

oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord

by sisu. June 13, 2022

Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit

LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.

by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017

Smegma

Butter between the folds of the labia majora and/or minora.

This smegma looks like butter between my lips

by Trailsister October 31, 2020

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

Paul’s smegma

paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort of “cheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it

“hey i need some of paul’s smegma”
“okay here”

by yellow turf December 6, 2023