slapping cheeks

Having sex, when your thighs slap her cheeks.

Doug's got a new girlfriend, you slapping cheeks, Doug?

by meekshady July 31, 2016

happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?

In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone

by Zoggi June 11, 2006

jell-o slapping

You know when you slap a bowl of jell-o and it jiggles. Yeha that's jell-o slapping. But what do you think when you see it jiggle? It could be meat beating, or booty spanking. Or opening doors, taking out the trash, playing Nintendo, any thing your mind desires.

Jell-o slapping is so relieving but my mom says it's only okay if I do it while I'm at school.

by FJR the Mario April 26, 2006

dragon slaying

The act of a male going out in search of extremely old female sexual counterparts. Similar to cougar hunting, but with a more extreme age difference.

Tommy and I went out dragon slaying last night, he scored a tight ass ggmilf.

by Tonx March 25, 2011

belly slapping

Havin sex in good ol missinary 👍🏼

I was belly slapping Kim last night

by Swagmasterp May 15, 2016

Hefalump Slaying

When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.

He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go Hefalump slaying.

by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007

Slapping Sally.

When a girl pleasures herself by rubbing between her legs.

Alison enjoyed slapping sally so much that she was in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome.

by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004