The leading cause of divorce. This is due to the cheating the player has caused after 300 hours of going on dates with Serana, which she's hot not gonna lie. The player will not notice. However, after months spent on SkyrimPorn, filtered to Serana, the player might realize he fucked up his actual relationship in real life with an actual girl.
I feel much happier living in my mansion in Whiterun, Skyrim, with my new wife Serana, which is always by my side, unlike you, bitch. I must break up with you
by Avillian April 08, 2021
by Nazi Dream June 01, 2019
n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series
v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat
v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat
Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel
Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine
Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine
by TrashyOne January 02, 2022
The best game to mod, without a doubt. You can either make it the most fucking intense wizard battle simulator ever, or a kinky sex game
Person 1: my Skyrim has over 500 mods!
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing
by Ollie the fucking wizard August 05, 2022
by plasticalien April 24, 2020
The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.
Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim
Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
by AxolAtlas November 19, 2021
Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022