sheep

A mammal that is part of a massive worldwide conspiracy to take over the world. Slowly increasing their influence in the media and using seagulls as messengers, the sheep have begun an international network of spies and villians that will soon tunnel through the entire planet. The well known stupidity of sheep is in fact a method of misleading any who are aware of the conspiracy.

"that new overlord of the planet sure is ugly"
"that's because he's a sheep"

by pinkerton April 10, 2005

SHEEP CANDY

Any item or object used to lure a sheep into a sexual encounter, ie closer to the fence.

I' m goin out to the pasture to tend to the newbie. I dont know she looks a lil skidish I might want to bring the sheep candy and my loose boots.

by STEEL TOE BOMBER August 23, 2009

sheep hole

A person who is being fucked or manipulated unknowingly despite their sensing that something is wrong.

An extension to the word "sheeple" ("sheep" plus "people"): Those who follow trends blindly, or those who follow their shepherd and flock mindlessly. But in the case of "sheep hole" they follow blindly despite getting fucked.

I accept that the people at this firm are sheeple, but Marie's team in particular turned out to be real sheep holes.

by Levi Sawyer May 30, 2011

schlept

1. (adj.) the state a person is in when they have passed out from having too many chemicals in their brain

I am going to be totally schlept after I take this geeb.

by Trump_is_my_thicc_dad February 6, 2018

Sheep's Trenchcoat

Mafia terminology that refers to wacking a guy. No, not like the sexual term, we mean killing a guy.

Anthony: Aye Eddie, ya give Herman his sheep's trenchcoat?
Eddie: Yes, the finest in town, but in a killing way because I killed him real good.
Anthony's Wife: Anthony are you out handing out sheep's trenchcoats again?
Anthony: Yes wife that I have.
Wife: Well done husband of mine I love you by the way.

by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022

sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat

the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.

by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

Water Sheep

A gray sheep from Pewdiepie’s Minecraft let’s plays. Water Sheep was thought to be a bringer of tragedy and death,but after Water Sheep’s tragic death Felix
began to mourn his passing.

Pewdiepie has made a water temple and a grave in honor of Water Sheep, and continues to grieve Water Sheep’s death every episode.

PEWDS: ah.. Water Sheep...
he was like a father to me.

by Tofu delivery boi August 13, 2019