joe sharon

A rapist and a spreader of memes and Joebola

Oh fuck, Joe Sharon is here!

by Masiera May 5, 2018

The Sharone

Probably the most intense way to slide into someone's DM's ever. You pretend to try to mention someone in the comments of a post, and 'accidentally' send them a DM of the post (because Instagram does that sometimes). Then you act shocked about it, and start a conversation normally.

Jennie: A guy totally used The Sharone on me last night.
Lisa: Really? How'd he do it?
Jennie: He said he wanted to reply to one of my comments, but DM'd me. He's so cute!

by NishEC June 26, 2017

Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Sharon

Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.

Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023

Sharon

Someone usually over the age of 50 that goes into the bathroom right after someone has done a number 2, and intentionally sniffs the air for gratification.

He or she is such a Sharon.

He or she looks like a Sharon

by Sharonable June 7, 2021

Sharon

That one girl who has slept with all of your friends but you, in said case this individual has already slept with you, you better take an HIV test as soon as possible.

Sharon has had it with every member of the Epsilon fraternity, even all of them at once.

by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

sharon wong

Sharon Wong is when you have blood on your penis and then slap it on a girls face.

Shane nailed this bird who was in the blob, she didn't tell him so he Sharon Wonged her around the face.

by Roy cropper1905 July 7, 2016