service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016

Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!

Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!

by Flash-collector June 7, 2019

civil-service

To civil-service. Verb form of "civil service", used by co-workers at an unnamed government agency. It is means to affably but vaguely agree to aggressive demands for work by those outside your chain of command, and then go back to whatever you were (or were not) doing, secure in the knowledge that there will be no consequences. What anyone would do without fear of the lash.

That consultant babe from the Commissioner's office came by asking for a detailed report on our project status, so I civil-serviced her and then went to the retirement party on the fifth floor.

by Doc Benway '47 May 26, 2011

Service Huddle

To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.

Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixed company or while on the phone.

Malia and Michael plan on getting together for a Service Huddle later tonight.

by Big Mike D. January 28, 2005

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004

Silent Service

1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.

I played Silent Service when I was a kid. But now that I'm older, I prefer real silent service.

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Service Top

a top who cares about doing everything right so their bottom enjoy sex to the fullest; their bottom's desires are above everything else and it's their pleasure to satisfy their partner

X: Tartaglia from genshin impact would be a total service top
Y: you're right! he would make sure his bottom partner is enjoying every single second with him!

by ttlstan October 10, 2023