valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

Vagentine’s Day

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.

You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.

You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.

by gregben February 15, 2022

National Mon's day

National Mon's Day is celebrated on the first May bank holiday Monday every year. Mon's originating from Delamere area (Cheshire) get together, drink beer and have a bloody good time, preferably at Oulton Park watching the British Super Bikes.

Ay up mon, It's national Mon's Day!

by CheshireMon May 2, 2019

October Fool's Day

The first day of October (October 1st) which is similar to the first day of April (see April Fool's Day) where lies are told under the excuse of an observed holiday. First observed by Nintendo after their absolute joke of a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate reveal on October 1st, 2020.

Person 1: Hey, what prank did you pull for October Fool's Day?
Person 2: I announced a bad character for Smash!
Person 1: Wow, so original...

by foxkat October 2, 2020

Reverse Patrick's Day

its like the patrick day but if you have green color you will get pinched, it happens on September 17

It is Reverse Patrick's Day

by random_redditor69 September 4, 2021