slippery sandwich

Is when a man or a woman spreads another woman's butt cheeks and spreads mayonnaise or miracle whip in between her buns.

Ive got everything in my refrigerator to make the best slippery sandwich except that girl!

by hammy12323 December 6, 2011

splodgy sandwich

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .

Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.

by Singing Richard November 4, 2014

Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop

Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!

by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019

two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.

Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.

by splucygoosey November 24, 2011

The Iron Sandwich

A delicacy to some, but repulsive to most. The act of eating a chick's box while she is on her period. The taste is similar to that of a Flintstone Vitamin, which is notoriously rich in iron.

Bill: Let's grab a bite to eat. I'm starved.
Alex: I'm cool. I just left Natasha's; she fed me The Iron Sandwich. I swear she's had her period for three weeks. I actually feel like going to the gym.

Bill: You're an animal, Alex.

gym, sandwich, the iron sandwich, animal

by the eyeball July 16, 2013

fried turd sandwich

A lying, crooked...sleaze-ball individual.

He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.

Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

by Thebigpimp September 13, 2007