A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
by Dakron July 12, 2014
A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards
Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race
by Dipdip123 September 25, 2018
Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"
by Tom Bosch March 10, 2006
by bgomez August 20, 2006
by EWild December 18, 2019
Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.
by reggiemt April 20, 2017
A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.
Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb
Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb
by plaauqe lele October 10, 2013