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Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.
How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
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Russell Howard

A cunt. Specifically an unfunny boss-eyed, pointy toothed cunt of a supposed comedian fancied by desperate ugly young girls and elderly women with twats drier than the Sahara.
Bob: Driving to work this morning and some Russell Howard went into the back of me.

Obediah: Did you punch him in his boss-eyed, pointy-toothed Russell fucking Howard head?
by sarangipani January 23, 2011
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"Russell" a house (or other property)

To start a building on fire; to commit arson; usually done as "business negotiations" but can be enjoyed for pleasure as well
Dude, did you see that guy Russell that Ford dealership?
by ymshdn32 December 5, 2004
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Russell Sage

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY. Located near RPI, it was originally created to average out the IQ in the city. A home for women who have all the qualifications but have yet to be labelled by the government as 'mentally retarded'. The college does, however, provide for ample, one-time sexual partners for the intercourse-starved male students (read: all of them) at RPI
Did you hear? It's 'Velcro is just one option' day at Russell Sage!
by DoubleBallHanger June 11, 2006
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Russell Howard

Russell Howard is a British comedian who appears regularly on the show 'Mock The Week.' Put frankly, he is pathetic.
He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.
Bob: Oh look it's Russell Howard and he's constantly refreshing the page on Urban Dictionary and voting this definition down.

Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.

Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.
by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
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Russell Crowe

russell crowe is actually a new zealander australians cant resist that across the ditch from them new zealanders can make good actors and actress's
he was born in nz not australia
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Russell The Muscle

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history
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