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Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
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ho-runner

1) Big bodied domestic sedan or coupe. Preferably Lincoln, Cadillac, or Chevrolet Impala/Caprice, although Ford LTD or Chrysler Newports suffice. Vehicle may contain any or all of the following: Spoke rims, hydraulics, stereo system that (at loud volumes) can make rear view mirror detach from windshield, accumulate noise violation tickets, or make the screws holding the license plates on back out. In addition the vehicle favored as a hoe-runner can contain: window tint, more chrome than automobile, fuzzy dice, leopard print or leather interior, shag carpet, custom license plates (commonly referring to the vehicle as a pimpmobile or the driver as a pimp).
See: Pimpmobile
2) Person who enjoys the courtship of hos.
"I'm not really a big ho-runner."
"My uncle used to drive a 'ho-runner' "
by Pimp Daddy Danny Slick May 29, 2008
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Ruined by the internet

When something becomes so great, it's crushed by its own popularity. Usually ruined by angry pre-pubesent little boys and "independent" scene girls on tumblr
Gangnam Style used to be so cool and fun, but it was ruined by the internet. It became so overused to the point everyone just got sick of it.

I used to like playing Minecraft, until the angry pre-pubescent little boys started playing it. It was ruined by the internet!

Doctor Who is doomed to be ruined by the internet, mainly due to the girls on Tumblr
by That's silly August 26, 2013
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Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.
- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"
by Mahoganay October 28, 2013
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Runnerrhea

Running induced diarrhea. Like runners trots, only worse.
Thank goodness that run ended when it did- I hate to have runnerrhea running down my legs!
by Brantel March 25, 2019
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RUNKED

The act of covering your hand in a rock paste and putting the mark of your hand on someone or something
by Just Wuffo October 4, 2020
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Runnemede School System

fucking terrible, all the teachers are fucking cunts and you cant do shit. the fucking schools are invested with drug dealing herion addict faggots who are low lives, id like to mention that every teacher likes to fuck little girls and fuck the students durring class to get them that A+
man i fucking hate the Runnemede school system

teacher- can you feel it?

student- AW YES HARDER!
by runnemede hater 69 December 28, 2021
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