Brantel's definitions

Runnerrhea

Running induced diarrhea. Like runners trots, only worse.

Thank goodness that run ended when it did- I hate to have runnerrhea running down my legs!

by Brantel March 25, 2019

Beerfidence

The confidence once develops through the consumption of beer.

Henrys unfortunate beerfidence grew quickly with each PBR he ordered, which led to his approach of the ever so sought after Caroline. However, he was not able to seal the deal due to his level of intoxication and discombobulated speech. Beerfidence is not for everyone it appears...

by Brantel October 2, 2013

Alchobetes

Diabetes brought on due to excessive consumption of sugary booze. The sugary alcohol can be consumed as shots, mixed drinks, or frozen delights.

After taking several shots of the deliciously sweet pinnacle flavored vodkas, Caroline and Brandon both felt the effects of alchobetes.

by Brantel April 26, 2013