when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021
Get the river sexmug. To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.
2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
by Slipkid July 18, 2006
Get the River Hecklingmug. by Mudslides May 8, 2018
Get the mud rivermug. A girl at "that" time of the month.
by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004
Get the red rivermug. Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
by Poemrider December 24, 2010
Get the Hood Rivermug. by Justin Brown June 28, 2007
Get the river raftingmug. A small city in the middle of vancouver island on its Eastern coast in British Columbia Canada. It used to be once known as "the salmon capital of the world" until the salmon mysterioulsy dissapeared. the city, (known for partying because thats all there is to do here) contains a large healthy population of donkeys and skanks which seem to be doing better than the salmon because they are becoming predominatly more common. these skanks seem to have a lot of campbell river pride. when asked where they are from they answer "campbell river, wanna giver?", campbell river may further been known as "the donkey capital of the world" yet this still remains to be seen. Tim hourtons, local drug dealers, the Voodoo, bootlegger, and the real canadian superstore are its hot spots.
i was going to campbell river to go fishing but all i caught was the clat from some donkey slut who asked if i wanted to "giver"
by redstar November 21, 2005
Get the campbell rivermug.