New Year's Revelation

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.

Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

bologna-reolas

When areolas cover at least 35% of the surface of the breast and are stretched out enough for one to think nothing other than the word "bologna" over and over. Not to be witnessed by those with weak constitutions.

She whipped out the tits and I froze at the sight of her bologna-reolas. The alcohol then started to kick in and it gets a little hazy after that. No lesson to be learned when you can't remember the outcome i guess.

by iConoclastic July 24, 2009

Revolution

If you want to start one read Abbie Hoffman books.

In order for a revolution to take palce you need guns, flowers and lots of LSD.

by MDMA February 8, 2005

revolving door friend

a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time

"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."

by ajax23 February 17, 2012

Waluigi Revolution

waluigi finally coming to smash.

Today starts a Waluigi Revolution Sakurai. We will not be silenced!!!!!!!!

by Southern Fish October 9, 2019

French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.

Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”

by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022

Highway Revolt

A protest against any kind of road improvement project. Usually organized by retired or rich homeowners with nothing productive to do. This type of protester wants traffic to be congested because it's their way of having control over the public.

Traffic is always congested in that part of town because homeowners organized a highway revolt to stop road improvements like adding lanes or building improved interchanges.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 31, 2022