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Resting Dick Bulge

It’s like resting bitch face but when your dick is flaccid
Bro, did you see the size of that guy’s Resting Dick Bulge?
by Elbowgrease2 November 22, 2022
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Resting Whore Face

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face. While RBF deters the onlooker, RWF actually invites them in. Usually an individual with Resting Whore Face has an inviting and seductive glare and pouty lips.

Some people naturally have RWF while others try very hard to achieve this facial expression.
That model has such a Resting Whore Face, I wanna make out with them!
by ara_eek May 22, 2023
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Reisinger

Reisinger, is one who makes early accommodations/plans without input or feedback from others. This often leaves those affected by the plans to feel undue extra planning and often little sleep.

The word is derived from the Rise and Sing. Rise meaning that this is usually done during the early hours of the day and Sing which is usually joyous however all you can do is sing songs of sorrow. Both of which, in this case, is not a happy feeling. Spelling has been modified to make it sound more intelligent and hide it's lack of thinking.
Whomever scheduled this hockey game at 6:45 A.M. out of town pulled a total Reisinger.

Wow, another 6:00 A.M. flight booked out for my trip, someone did a Reisinger on me.
by 262 Unicorn July 31, 2023
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Raymond Rossing

When you punch someone from behind so hard that the person’s eardrum explodes
Guy 1: Clayton had to go to the hospital after he got punched, his eardrum fucking exploded!
Guy 2: He got a Raymond Rossing.
by CLA_Bootymaster June 27, 2017
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anal rossing

When you get your asshole tickled lightly with a paintbrush. Named after the famous Bob Ross who is the best person ever.
Bae: Gimme an anal rossing
You: What?

Bae: Just act like my asshole is a canvas.

You: With paint!?
Bae: Maybe....
by §¡Ñ May 30, 2018
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Bob Rossing

This is when you finish breaking something so it can be properly fixed or replaced due to a “happy accident”.
Person 1: I was told that I wasn’t in line for a new laptop but I accidentally dropped it down a flight of stairs so now I will have a new one by tomorrow.

Person 2: Man, you were totally Bob Rossing that!
by saskers October 26, 2019
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Ball resting

An act where during oral sex between two men, the man inserting his penis into the other man's mouth rests his balls onto the other man's beard.
Have you heard about ball resting?
Yes! Alexander Bard is touring Sweden's kindergardens preaching about it.
by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh March 31, 2021
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