captain raymond holt

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

One of Britain's leading skin specialists

Raymond Luxury Yach-t, you're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

by PomoErectus November 27, 2003

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.

RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!

by aaronak October 20, 2004

Everybody Loves Raymond

A TV sitcom on CBS that's ending with its 9th season. Can be very funny, but each show seems to have the same plot.

Everybody Loves Raymond except his brother Robert.

by yadayadayada April 22, 2005

everybody loves raymond

A realistic comedy that shows what the average family is like.

If you think your family is weird, look at Raymond's family. Watch the reruns of Everybody loves Raymond. They're quite funny.

by MSNMSNMSN September 21, 2005

Everybody Loves Raymond

One of the best comedy series on the television and Ray Ramano as playing the role of actor is very funny.

Everybody Loves Raymond.

by Peter August 9, 2003