merkshire ratio

The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.

- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?

- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.

by ParkYourCar November 23, 2020

Floinge Ratio

Ratio between how much food you eat and how much you poop

Did you see Spanner eat that huge meal? He's going to have the best Floinge Ratio tomorrow

by TorBloke September 11, 2018

l + ratio

Mainly used when people don't agree with your opinion.

Overused and annoying too.

Person 2: l + ratio

(SORRY IDK WHAT TO WRITE)

by tybzm March 6, 2022

Roulette Ratio

The ratio of people jerking off to people not jerking off on chat roulette. Usually quiet high.

Dude, the Roulette Ratio was so high last night. I swear i saw more cock than face.

The roulette ratio was about 50:50

by The One And Lonely December 14, 2010

Brennan Ratio

A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.

Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"

by Dr. Bonana July 14, 2012

Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.

Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.

by Cummaster September 8, 2013

Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place

Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"

by Barry the wise July 21, 2016