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Top that rank

when you're closer to a person than someone else.
Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend
by Anonymous102894814 July 16, 2013
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Rank Meme

Memes that are so obscene or disgusting that they only way they can be passed along social media streams is if they are deep-fried or distorted in such a way that they are seemingly illegible. Rank memes usually depict overt sexual behavior or extreme acts of violence accompanied with ironic music, typically with the bass boosted past the point that it can be recognized as the original piece.
I showed my wife a rank meme I made in Photoshop and she took the kids to her mother's and hasn't called in three days
by red_shamus June 15, 2018
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low rank

a low rank is a person who is an idiot or some one who is a neek or low in street cred
man dis waste man is low rank
by smurf 2k6 d.d.k 4 lyf August 12, 2006
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top rank

by onya onion June 6, 2003
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rank stranger

It sounds like one who is strange in the extreme (albeit not threatening) from the speaker's viewpoint....Gov. Perry just used it in talking about neighbors taking strangers in during the texas fire situation...I'm pretty sure i've heard it in other informal conversational contexts
"We got people taking in rank strangers"...to show a unique level of hospitality among Texans, as compared to others
by ragtop94 September 7, 2011
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check rank

The command for one to verify one's hierarchal status, social or otherwise. Intended to enlighten someone about their recent/intended fuckup. Pulled from military terms (ie You're a private and I'm a colonel; don't FUCK with me unless you like doing midnight patrols).
Check rank, bitch, know your role!

I had to make Queenesha check her rank when she tried to scream on me. She remembered I paid the bills and quickly shut the fuck up.
by Qrst1 December 14, 2008
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rank of dirt

n. the lowest level one can be demoted to.
"Aron, since your last demotion to n00b we had to create a rank lower than the lowest rank. You have been demoted to rank of dirt"

"What's going on rank of dirt?"
by Jonathancaleb December 21, 2008
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