raider

v. to dress exclusively in black and white, resembling the team colors of the Oakland Raiders.

I got my white shirt, black hoody, black jeans and white Nikes on so I can dress raider today.

by thuqsta September 1, 2009

Loom Raider

A person who has a predisposition for causing accidents that ruin carpets, rugs and upholstery.

By lucky coincidence, the frantic tidying and commotion caused by the Loom Raider's upset often unearths items that have long since been thought lost. In student digs this will most commonly include lighters, money, weed/hash and other artifacts of (some) value.

Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
Loom Raider: "Oh, man. I'm so sorry. Why is it always me?"
Owner: "Because you're a klutz."
L.R.: "I'll help tidy up.. hmm.. what's this?"
Owner: "OMG! It's Emma's number! I thought I'd lost it! Haha! You're a Loom Raider! OK, you're off the hook.. I hope she hasn't forgotten me.. (etc.)"

by Chandra42 October 27, 2008

Raider Rash

Raider Rash is strand of STD's which comes from Lubbock, Texas. The disease is airborne but can also be contracted from bestiality (or similar animal looking creatures). It has side effects of painful urination, pustules around the genitalia, denial (see above), and will decrease GPA to a 1.0 which is still above average at the University of Texas Tech. The only cure is to quarantine infected areas (Lubbock) from the rest of the world.

Guy 1-"Hey do you want to go to Lubbock this weekend?"

Guy 2-"No, you can get Raider Rash by just being in their presence."

by Weggy2389 February 11, 2009

Raidering

Swagger boisterously. Pillage just for fun; take what you want rather than take what the defense gives you. Exude the lifestyle, not just during the season, which separates the Raiders from the other 31 teams in the National Football League.

Always be raidering.

by stvmllr September 13, 2011

raiders

a team who has got 53-36-2 record versus broncos, 54-36-2 record versus the chargers, 6-4-0 versus 49ers
and a winning record against 28 of the 31 NFL teams they have played. also the only team to be in superbowls in three different decades.

Raider hater: raiders suck
Raider fan: raiders have beat you more times than you have beat the raiders. how do the raiders suck

by Bradam August 8, 2006

Raiders

A kick ass football team, that while it sucks now was very good in the past. Super Bowl good.

Look it up the Raiders won the super bowl.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Raiders

The ultimate bandwagon team. Most of the time the fans don't know shit about the team, but like to wear their jerseys because it's black.

Raider Fan: Watch out dog! Raiders are going all the way now that they have Moss to pass the ball to Janikowski.

Me: You're a fucking idiot.

by Fuckitall June 30, 2006