Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.
"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
by l0v3xox October 28, 2022
Get the Cookie on quarantinemug. 
Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021
Get the Covid-19 quarantinemug. A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.
by SirSwankington June 1, 2020
Get the Quarantine Cumshotmug. Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine
by anonymous October 16, 2020
Get the Quarantine Bitchmug. The modern version of Simp generated by meme culture in 2020, the 2020 Simp is an Simp who is a desperate man on the internet (mostly twitch) desperately shelling out bits of cash at women or even stalking them just because they are desperate.
Simp “John Doe is simping for her” “I’m simping for her””you’re a Simp””yur scting like a Simp” “he’s being a 2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp
by Dora the desperate need for November 23, 2020
Get the 2020 Simp\Quarantine Simpmug.